Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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