I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
