i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
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Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
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There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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