piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.