I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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