you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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