Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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