let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
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