people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
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I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
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Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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