Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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