I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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