Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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