She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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