I showed him my bush... on skype.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
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I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
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That accounts for only three of the penises
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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