I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
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just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
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You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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