I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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