why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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