hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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