Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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