? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
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we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
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Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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