Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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