Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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