you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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