Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
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Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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