yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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