Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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