yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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