OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
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If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
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He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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