I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
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Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
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I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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