The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
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I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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