Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Randomize