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Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
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What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
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We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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