the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Pooping to opera.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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