He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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