Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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