i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Randomize
