I'm lost and stupid without you.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
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No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
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And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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