come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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