It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
What happened to fro yo and sex?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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