Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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