Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
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If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
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Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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