that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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