What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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