he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
