i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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