Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
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Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
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I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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