After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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