So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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