I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i think i have two assholes
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
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I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Found the puke drawer
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
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I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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