Whod you bang
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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