I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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