Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
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the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
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sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
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do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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