I seem to have left my pride at pride
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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