It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
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mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
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Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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