Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
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Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
She bit a glass in half.
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I need you to use more vowels.
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I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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