So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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