You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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