I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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