It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
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I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
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Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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