He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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