I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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